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Joke of the Day

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants?"" ""Over there by mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"9 guys walk into a gay bar... They don't come out."

"Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!"

"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"

"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"

"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."

"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."

"The urgent care center in town was torn down... ...it was clinically depressed"

"Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before? That's called Dijon Vu."

"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."