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Joke of the Day
"King Midas doesn't like baths He likes golden showers."
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"I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added ""Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer"" In my prayers"
"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"
"Son of a Beach So I like digging. I am going to go the beach and become a professional digger. Professional digger."
"Why can't two even numbers be together? The odds are against them."
"*goes 100mph in Prius *gets pulled over by police Cop: HOW"
"My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white"
"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"
"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."
"Christopher walked walks in, he sits down and says... Hey. Guy. I threw a hotdog down, the highway. The hooker, was already dead."