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Joke of the Day
"If two vegetarians are arguing Is it considered a beef?"
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"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"
"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."
"Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels."
"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"
"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"
"What did the bartender say to the horse? bartender: Why the long face? Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family."
"This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about"
"I'll never forget what my grandmother said to me right before she passed away. She said to me *""What are you doing?!?""*"
"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."