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Joke of the Day
"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"
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"How does a designer's laugh sound like? Hue Hue Hue Hue"
"[On phone with Pizza Hut] Me: I texted my order 4 hrs ago! PH: Are you sure you didn't tweet it...again? Me: PH: Sir? Me: K. Love you. Bye."
"Everyone's talking about how Shia LaBeouf plagiarized Daniel Clowes, but nobody said anything when Kristen Stewart plagiarized paint drying."
"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."
"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"
"Using rulers for target practice has really set me back in life. I'm tired of shooting myself in the foot."
"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."
"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."
"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."