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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"
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"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"
"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"
"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"[Me]: What's a snowman's favorite drink? [Bartender]: idk [Me]: Brrrr-bon lol [Bartender]: ... [Me]: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real"
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up."
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"Tower: Cannot read you say again! Pilot: Again!"