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"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...Bad-um Tst"
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"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."
"Women, give them an inch and they'll want all eight."
"Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised."
"What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]"
"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"
"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! ಠ_ಠ"
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"(Q)....What do fat chicks and scooters have in common? (A).... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"