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Joke of the Day

"Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know."

"Why don't black people get on cruises anymore? They aren't falling for that one again."

"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"

"My Chinese friend died last night So Yung"

"Break a mirror and get 7 years of bad luck... Break a condom and get 18"

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine."

"CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control."

"Reddit is like a shiny new penny Its nice to look at but completely worthless"

"I went to a bingo hall last night. It was good seeing some old faces."