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Joke of the Day
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"
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"a muslim, a jew, a christian and an atheist walk into a coffee shop... and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become good friends. thats what happens when you're not an asshole."
"What is the world coming to? Youporn"
"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"
"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."
"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."
"What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice...Hi, i'm (insert name)"
"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."
"Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub."
"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."