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Joke of the Day
"Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
"You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!"
"What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen? Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops."
"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her."
"A little boy skips school... Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!"" Little Boy: ""No you go hide because I told her you were dead!"""
"What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"