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"Do seagulls ever wake up in the morning and take a moment to gather their thoughts, or do they just go straight into seagull stuff?"
"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""
"A dad sits down with his son for a talk Dad says to his son, ""Hey, if you don't quit masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" Son says, ""Dad I'm over here..."""
"When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off. Because they're too small and the elastic is killing me."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"
"What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee"
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"
"Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump"