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Joke of the Day

"They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it really feels like the most sincere form of assholery."

"Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere."

"MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"

"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."

"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like all of those people in his car."

"A man gestures to an empty parking lot... and says, ""This is all asphalt."" Then his ass says, ""Don't blame me."""

"My dog's name is Karma... ....because Karma is a Bitch!"

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