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Joke of the Day

"They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it really feels like the most sincere form of assholery."

"So the Pope came to America and visited Obama and Hillary Clinton... If they don't walk into a bar, I say it was all for nothing."

"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."

"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."

"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."

"I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... They're conceded"

"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."

"Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking."

"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."

"Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes but it's not all it's cracked up to be."