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Joke of the Day

"A man gestures to an empty parking lot... and says, ""This is all asphalt."" Then his ass says, ""Don't blame me."""

"I like my women like I like my Africa Undeveloped"

"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."

"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?"

"If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It"

"I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant."

"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"

"Yo mama so fat... She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?"

"I just don't know where I stand on masturabation... I mean, on one hand it feels good, but on the other hand it feels bad."