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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known."

"What do you get when you cross an East African terrorist organisation with a fast food delicacy? Al-Kebab"

"What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury."

"Whats the fastest way to a women's heart? A Knife"

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"What do you call it when you accidently butcher your your hefier instead of your steer A mistake."

"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."

"The new stars wars episode has been named Episode seven: return of the lens flair"

"One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children"

"What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire? ""Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"""