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Joke of the Day
"I put a couple of t's in my beer last night. I think it made it better."
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"The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as dictators of the world That's basically it"
"Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Husband: ""Excellent idea!"" Wife: OK YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes AND I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p"
"What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend? Snickers satisfies."
"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""
"Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing"
"Tea makes everything great,even meth. Cos without T,meth is just meh."
"I recently switched to an all Middle Eastern diet and can't say I recommend it I falafel."
"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""
"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"