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Joke of the Day

"Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright"

"A man stood outside the senate yelling: ""The government is stupid!"" He got 10 years in prison for revealing national secrets."

"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest"

"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."

"An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true."

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"""Hey girl, you ever dated a monk before?"" ""no? well how would you like to get into the habit?"""