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Joke of the Day
"Why was the black man selling drugs? He was a pharmacist."
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"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"
"A club walks into a seal."
"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."
"bought candy at the movies and suddenly i can't pay this months rent anymore"
"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"
"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"""Talk dirty to me!""she begged. ""Alright,"" he said leaning closer, ""Volkswagon diesel!"""