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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"
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"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."
"What is a pedophiles favorite Italian meal? Chicken Statutory....I'm going, I'm going...sorry but this is how my brain works before I've had coffee."
"I have been taking notes So if you are missing notes, I probably have them"
"""Does your dad play any sports?"" ""No, my dad hates sports"" *dad walks in* ""Hey there, Sport"""
"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."
"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? You can't gargle sand."
"What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor"
"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"