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Joke of the Day

"After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward."

"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"

"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."

"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"

"What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat sperm? A Zy-Goat I'll escort myself out."

"Sign at the hotel pool says ""No horse play."" Shit. What am I going to do with this production of Equus?"

"Use condoms: because if she'd sleep with you, she'd sleep with anyone."

"TIL that a class was taught by the wrong stand in teacher and the students knowingly went along with it. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."