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Joke of the Day

"Muhammad The police would be upon him"

"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants"

"'Weeds' is a gateway show... ...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'."

"What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future? Psychic-delic."

"Did you hear about the orthopedic surgeon that replaced his knee with a metal implant? You could see the irony...."

"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."

"I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting."

"How often do you guys close your internet tabs? One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign."

"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"

"RadioShack is on the verge of shutting down. . . I guess its batteries are running out"