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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."

"1 in 2 in 3 in 4 in 5 doctors are babushka dolls."

"What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food? A Quasar-dilla."

"Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here. I'll go on a head."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"

"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vender and says.. ""Make me one with everything"""

"A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe"

"yea whataver ... i have a gf shes uhhh *looks around* imported. i mean foreign. yea shes a Modelo too. no i said model. a very especial girl"

"What is Al Qaeda's Favorite Football Team? The New York Jets."

"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"