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Joke of the Day

"I'm so dependent on the google ""did you mean ____?"" that i barely bother to spell anything even remotely correctly"

"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."

"There was an inflation joke on reddit once It blew up"

"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."

"Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings."

"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."

"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."

"""DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"" ~A parent's memoir."

"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"

"How do you clean a condom? You put it in a pot and boil the fuck out of it."