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Joke of the Day
"I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer."
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"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino? Well hell-if-i-know!"
"""Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?"" ""I can't jelly my cock up my wife's ass."""
"A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak"
"Did you here about the guy who turned to Scientologists to escape his past? Out with Xeold, in with Xenu! :P"
"I swear to god dude, if you say ""But what if we get arrested?"" One more time you're out of the group."
"[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] ""No"" What? ""You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"" *places $50 back in my pocket*"
"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."
"Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world."
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said ""Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."""