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Joke of the Day

"A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas? Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)"

"Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?"

"A snowstorm knocked out the power of a black man's house, so he went out to investigate. He's the only blackout in a whiteout."

"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."

"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"

"How do you call your gay friend With a homophone"

"What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe? ""Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"""

"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"

"What's a nun's favorite fruit? cantaloupe"

"I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair."