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Joke of the Day
"What's black, jobless, homeless, fatherless, and has no life? Harambe."
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"I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long."
"What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? Cherpies."
"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."
"Is it just me? Or does amy schumer look like sarah silvermann sounds?"
"What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe"
"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."
"Why was the baby put in jail? For resisting a rest. ^^^^I'll ^^^^take ^^^^my ^^^^coat"
"Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com"
"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"