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Joke of the Day
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."
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"What's a good treatment for insomnia? Bill Cosby"
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"Chantelle has 756 friends on Facebook. She adds 122, what does she have? Huge tits."
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night."
"What does a subatomic duck say? Quark."
"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."
"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."
"A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos."
"I rely too much on Outlook. My calendar has ""leave work"" at 6, ""brush teeth"" tonight at 11, and a ""blink"" alert recurring every 2.5 seconds."