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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"
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"What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? The silence of the lambs"
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"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"