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Joke of the Day
"Making midget jokes is mean and belittling. *belittling*"
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"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."
"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"
"What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio? Nah, I must stay."
"Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos."
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"
"Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy ;)"
"911: What's your emergency, sir? Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*"
"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."
"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."