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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park your car, man."
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"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."
"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."
"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."
"A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased ""weapons of math instruction"""
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."
"Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris."
"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"
"Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday"