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Joke of the Day
"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."
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"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""
"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"
"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."
"Some women are real drama queens during PMS They complain, shout, pout, argue, cry, sulk, call in sick, throw kitchen utensils ... ... I think they are just OVARYacting"
"Dwarf porn is a little fucked."
"5 years ago when 'House of Cards' started we said, 'That's so scary.' Now Trump is here and we're like, 'hahaha, House of Cards is adorable'"
"There are two types of people in the world... 1. People who masturbate 2. Fucking Liars"
"I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin. I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians."