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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"

"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed."

"I keep my monocle freshly waxed so it easily slips out of my eye socket and falls into my cup of tea whenever I'm shocked by your behavior."

"I just thought of this while at a local hockey game. Why can't dogs play hockey? They always get called for roughing."

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"

"Whats the difference between Santa Clause and me ? Santa Only Cums Once A Year"

"How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field"

"What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she's already been told twice."