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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old man selling plums? An entrepruner."
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"how do you starve a black person? the same way you would a white person.... you racist."
"Build a barricade?! Crap, I thought you said build a bear arcade. Those bears are gonna be pissed when I tell them no more Cruis'n USA."
"Never ask someone to promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. Ask them to promise that the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end."
"What did Apply say to the iPhone 7? Hit the road, Jack."
"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."
"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."
"What can't you hide in a basement full of dead hookers? My erection"
"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."
"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."