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Joke of the Day

"What did Apply say to the iPhone 7? Hit the road, Jack."

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"

"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"

"I was dating an analog synthesizer But I had to break it off. She was just continuously variable."

"When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, ""OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."""

"I exercise at the gym because I can't exercise restraint when it comes to everything that's bad for me."

"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."