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Joke of the Day
"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."
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"Need an ark? I Noah guy"
"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."
"How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different."
"what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!"
"How to rap like Pit Bull: Spanish Spanish Spanish Mr Worldwide DALE!!"
"The FBI raided Hillary Clinton's campaign headquarters She needed them to get in quick and destroy all the evidence."
"How do bored cows sound like? Meh"
"I wish I were as comfortable with my body as every guy from Jackass is with theirs."
"""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth"