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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, operating instructions. Nice try. I've got this. *grabs a hammer*"
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"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."
"Me: *breathes"" My parents: you need to watch that attitude young man."
"If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof.... ...would you help your uncle Jack off?"
"What do gay horses eat? *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY*"
"Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion."
"A math joke? P1: knock knock. P2: who's there? P1: Deedee who. P2: Deedee who who? P1: one."
"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."
"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."
"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"