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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, operating instructions. Nice try. I've got this. *grabs a hammer*"
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"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.."
"I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series"
"One my 12-year-old cousin told me What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Children don't eat broccoli."
"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"
"I hope Jeb Bush wins the primaries Then takes Dick Cheney as his running mate. There campaign slogan would be ""same dick, new bush."""
"Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats? It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex."
"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"
"Why can't I eat just one cookie and be happy???"
"Charles Dickens' book on wine making, Grape Expectations."