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Joke of the Day
"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"
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"I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR... After all, there are no rights"
"Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better."
"They say the best things come in small packages So I fucked a midget"
"My ten year old made me pay him $10 to do the dishes, so I mugged him on his way to the bathroom because, you know, life lesson."
"Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"
"who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes"
"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."