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Joke of the Day
"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"
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"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."
"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"
"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."
"How do you like your eggs? Over here"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today ""Woo, sounds fun."" Dozen tit!"
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."
"A husband says to his wife... ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"". She replied ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent!"", he retorted, ""I won 12, here's 6, now fuck off""."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."
"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"