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Joke of the Day
"LIKE if you don't ring the doorbell... You just text or call to say you're outside."
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"Someone just named a commercial service ""KGB""? I would've gone with ""Abu Ghraib""."
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"Which band does feminists hate the most? Cis-tem of a Down"
"Ive been told I'm not ambitious enough.... I've been told I'm not ambitious enough. If only there was an olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."
"How do drugs end up in prison? They get smuggled in by some asshole."
"What kind of gun does a firefighter have? A water gun."
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush."
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? step on her books with golf shoes"
"Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing"