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Joke of the Day

"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."

"Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop? A: An Amish drive-by shooting."

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+."

"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!"

"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"

"I admire feminists... Especially those with huge tits and a nice juicy ass."

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."

"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."