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Joke of the Day

"I have my entire Valentine's day planned with my toaster! Okay, so first, we're going to take a bath."

"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."

"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."

"Here's a tip: When making sad face emoticons, use :( If you use ): that means your mouth fell off and a frisbee is lodged in your forehead"

"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"

"A list of Hilary Clinton jokes. [deleted]"

"Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?"

"I burnt a lot of calories today... I set a fat kid on fire."

"Dutch Girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"