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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitutes first day on the job? A Grand Opening"
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"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."
"- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America"
"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."
"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."
"Jared from subway You know, if Jared from Subway goes to prison, he is still going to have an unlimited amount of foot longs."
"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."
"7y:why are you putting make up on? Me:to look nicer 7y:when does it start working?"
"I went to the zoo - it only had one animal, a small dog. It was a shitsu"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""