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Joke of the Day
"The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO"
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"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"
"How do you get a jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve"
"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"
"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"
"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"
"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."
"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."
"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"