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"I love u it's my favourite vowel"
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"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"
"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"Carl was annoying Carl walked into a street shop. the first thing he did was cough very loudly. e b 9"
"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas"
"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""
"Dry erase boards are remarkable!"
"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"
"Question: In China... ...is everything ""Made in China""?"