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Joke of the Day

"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""

"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""

"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham."

"What's the difference between god and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot."

"Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You're Welcome.."

"Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations."

"I've never approached even 10% of Aerosmith's level of excitement that a dude looks like a lady."

"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."

"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."

"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."