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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the Japanese police force? Kawaii Five-0"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"

"There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place."

"A handicapped guy walks into a bar................just kidding."

"My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."

"I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me ""Do you play basketball?"" My standard reply: ""No, do you play miniature golf?"""

"Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay."

"Why is Trump's suits made from the same material as panties? What else do you cover a cunt with?"