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Joke of the Day
"Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become."
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"What happens when a muppet gives you a blowjob? A handjob"
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"Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?"
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"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"
"So I was fucking my sister... ...and she stops me and says, ""Wow you fuck just like Dad."" I said, ""Yeah, that's what Mom tells me."""
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