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Joke of the Day
"Just learned how to masturbate. It comes in handy."
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"I asked a city dweller ""Do you know where the post office is?"" He said, ""Yes,"" and kept right on walking."
"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"
"'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like."
"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."
"Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named Red Delicious apples."
"Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too."
"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"
"In a courtroom... *Mickey. mouse, it says here you want to divorce mini because she was... extremely silly? ""No! I said she was fucking goofy!!"""
"Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"