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Joke of the Day

"I asked a city dweller ""Do you know where the post office is?"" He said, ""Yes,"" and kept right on walking."

"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."

"my hate for filling up ice cube trays outweighs my love for cold beverages."

"I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person."

"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"

"What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers"

"If you are standing with one foot in France and one in Germany taking a piss, what are you? European"

"I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple."

"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."

"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."