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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"
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"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date."
"I'm the best at procrastinating.. Or the worst. Maybe I'll decide tomorrow"
"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"
"What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine? Hugh Heifer"
"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."
"Never ask someone to promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. Ask them to promise that the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end."
"One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled ""YOURE WASTING SHIRTS"" at the TV"
"I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time."
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"