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Joke of the Day
"Why does the baker bake? Because he kneads the dough."
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"She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."
"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex. She told me she had been having sex with an A-Hole for years."
"God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open."
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys"
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they would be called baygulls. My dad loves this joke."
"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."
"Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change."