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Joke of the Day

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."

"Told this girl to text me when she got home.... I think she homeless. ----- I don't own this and I take no credit."

"Whats so great about banging 26 year olds? There's 20 of em"

"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"

"I overheard my neighbor telling someone on the phone that I am creepy and weird. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under her bed and confront her."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone"

"What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A Labracadabrador."

"What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it."

"This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs"

"I swallowed a 1 coin today.. ..I went to the hospital and after poking around for 10 minutes he stuck his head up and said 'ok go home, come back if there's any change' Tight bastard!"