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Joke of the Day
"What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!"
Next Joke
"hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it"
"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
"My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey"
"God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round."
"BREAKING NEWS: 23 injured while running with bulls. Authorities say injuries happened because folks were stupid enough to run... with bulls."
"Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss."
"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."
"Why is Santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"
"What kind of donuts will Bruce never eat again? Krispy Kreme."